Trimona. live younger.
We can’t legally promise that you’re going to live longer if you eat Trimona, but we feel pretty good about suggesting that you will LIVE YOUNGER (because nobody officially can say what that actually means. Officially, that is).
Look, it’s no accident that everybody talks about the secrets of Bulgarian Yogurt, and it’s mysterious qualities that are directly correlated to basically a happier, longer, more fulfilling, better, cooler, more free flowing existence. It’s just not a secret anymore and that’s why we feel so comfortable talking about what “other” people are saying.